"I wanted a snack and my bowl is empty. FAMINE AND DEATH IS UPON ME!
GET UP GET UP, THE BOWL IS EMPTY, IT'S A DISASTER!
Wait, you're filling it with that food? Ew, I don't like that food. What do you mean that's the food that always goes in that bowl? What do you mean I'll get canned food at bedtime? You're a monster. That's hours away and I'm going to die of hunger right now.
Where are you going?
COME BACK COME BACK, THE BOWL IS FULL OF FOOD I DON'T LIKE AS MUCH AS THE OTHER FOOD, IT'S A DISASTER...."
Re: THINGS YOUR PETS PROBABLY THINK
GET UP GET UP, THE BOWL IS EMPTY, IT'S A DISASTER!
Wait, you're filling it with that food? Ew, I don't like that food. What do you mean that's the food that always goes in that bowl? What do you mean I'll get canned food at bedtime? You're a monster. That's hours away and I'm going to die of hunger right now.
Where are you going?
COME BACK COME BACK, THE BOWL IS FULL OF FOOD I DON'T LIKE AS MUCH AS THE OTHER FOOD, IT'S A DISASTER...."