"Grocery store" makes me think of all this starting when Cloud tried to figure out what the hell Tifa meant when she said "rutabaga". That can't be an actual word, can it? She's gotta be messing with him this time. And somehow, all the voices in his head start having Opinions on Vegetables. And Tifa, but more importantly Vegetables.

(On that note, greatest April Fool's prank would be giving Cloud a grocery list of made-up vegetables because he wouldn't know any better and he wouldn't want to ask the clerks, HE CAN DO THIS HE'S SAVED THE WORLD, now what the holy hell are carrocumbers.)