Since we're apparently sharing some of the more odd conversations we've had regarding FFVII (thank you for starting this, TV show ninja) aaaaaaand since we've been talking about complex, clueless Cloud, I figured I'd share too.
It was a dark and stormy night and the talk had turned to how much fun it would be to get all the Cloud writers in one post and have them be inner voices to the single schmuck that got stuck playing actual physical Cloud. Lightning flashed (she was drunk), thunder rolled and my friend explained Cloud's entire existence:
Oh geez, that would be magical. Or three Clouds and a Zack with a guest appearance from Jenova. EVERYBODY GET IN HERE Cloud's brain is big enough for all of us.
Child Cloud and Trooper Cloud get into a fight, Memories of Zack has to break it up; Sephiroth and Jenova just loom over Confused About His Existence Cloud and natter on about Reunion constantly. All while poor Corporeal Cloud is... Trying to buy groceries or something.
And the clerk asks him if he's okay. And all he can do is stare.
It wasn't really rudeness. He just literally does not have the brain cells left over for chit chat, guys.
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It was a dark and stormy night and the talk had turned to how much fun it would be to get all the Cloud writers in one post and have them be inner voices to the single schmuck that got stuck playing actual physical Cloud. Lightning flashed (she was drunk), thunder rolled and my friend explained Cloud's entire existence:
Oh geez, that would be magical. Or three Clouds and a Zack with a guest appearance from Jenova. EVERYBODY GET IN HERE Cloud's brain is big enough for all of us.
Child Cloud and Trooper Cloud get into a fight, Memories of Zack has to break it up; Sephiroth and Jenova just loom over Confused About His Existence Cloud and natter on about Reunion constantly. All while poor Corporeal Cloud is... Trying to buy groceries or something.
And the clerk asks him if he's okay. And all he can do is stare.
It wasn't really rudeness. He just literally does not have the brain cells left over for chit chat, guys.