Do you want to be happier? Of course you do! Maybe that's all there is to it, or maybe you want to fix something that's taken your happiness away. Either way, you'll come across an ad of some sort, by flier, radio, television, whatever is available, from the RECOVERjoy Corporation. They say they can give you all the happiness you need, just sign up for their game. The rules are simple: When you're happy, you get joypoints. Get enough joypoints and you win!
Of course, happiness is finite; that's why you don't have enough to begin with. The only way to get more, therefore, is to steal it from others. Spread rumors about them, trip them in the street, stab them in the back--literally--it's the only way to get ahead. Every point they lose is a point you gain, and every point you gain is another point toward winning back what you've lost. You want to be happy, don't you?
OVERJOY
Do you want to be happier? Of course you do! Maybe that's all there is to it, or maybe you want to fix something that's taken your happiness away. Either way, you'll come across an ad of some sort, by flier, radio, television, whatever is available, from the RECOVERjoy Corporation. They say they can give you all the happiness you need, just sign up for their game. The rules are simple: When you're happy, you get joypoints. Get enough joypoints and you win!
Of course, happiness is finite; that's why you don't have enough to begin with. The only way to get more, therefore, is to steal it from others. Spread rumors about them, trip them in the street, stab them in the back--literally--it's the only way to get ahead. Every point they lose is a point you gain, and every point you gain is another point toward winning back what you've lost. You want to be happy, don't you?