[M] Just as planned

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

say mean things to me, anon. like a drill sergeant! call me a sluggish cow with no priorities. call me pathetic. make me wail!

[(Anonymous)]

who do you think you are, making demands of me?! what have you done to deserve it? just what have you even been doing all this time?

[(Anonymous)]

i've been here with anons! please be meaner!

[(Anonymous)]

you will stop posting requests of me, shut your useless slobbering piehole, and open your fucking text processor. AND you will make DAMN fucking sure that you save frequently. if you use an internet processor, you WILL have an add-on that periodically backs up your text, because you're not going to squeeze through any damn loop hole like losing your file from a power surge, or a sudden freezing of your browser, or any of that! and if you have some piece of shit, internet explorer nonsense that can't support anything to save your text, then you won't tell me about it, will you? no, you'll open google like a good autist, and you will fucking DOWNLOAD a new browser, brand spanking new, to replace whatever piece of shit you're running that i don't want to hear about. and once you've got your little work station all set up, with water and food already available so you don't make excuses to get up every five minutes, you will CLOSE your door, play whatever music helps you focus, and you will WRITE for the next thirty solid fucking minutes. and what you shit out of your fingers will be absolutely worthless, excrement your mother would be ashamed to post on the refridgerator, godawful nonsense that you should never have the gall to present to anyone. and you aren't allowed to press delete, or backspace, or cut! oh, no, you don't get anything like that. you will write and write hard and fast, and you'll have to look at what you just spat out, and keep on fucking writing. and at the end, when your little timer goes off and tells you that you're ALLOWED to stop and reflect, THEN you can begin to REWRITE the garbage you've created.

happy, maggot? do you need anything else? do you need a wipey?

[(Anonymous)]

anon...

[(Anonymous)]

DID I STUTTER? is something holding your tongue? spit it out!

[(Anonymous)]

i thank you

this was wonderfully cruel and i'm deeply wounded

[(Anonymous)]

you're welcome. but only THIRTEEN MINUTES passed between my post and yours, so you had BETTER be getting your workstation together, or you will regret it!

and for all of my drill sergeant routine, i won't really do anything to you. YOU will regret your inaction, when hours pass and you still don't have a fucking app together, and another day, month, or year pass before you roleplay again.

with less anonfail...

[(Anonymous)]

you're right, anon

i'll go now...

[(Anonymous)]