rpanons | [M] Just as planned

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tell me of your favorite dreams

in detail if you would like

i made out with brian kinney in the backseat of his jeep and then we fucked.

unrealistic but wow i was in love with him for a whole day after that dream.

fuck i love him

i need to marathon qaf now.

last night i had a dream that both gordon ramsey and robert irvine were trying to woo me and ted allen was my sassy gay friend

i like your flair for celebrity chefs

ty anon. i have a big crush on gordon because he seems like a real sweetie in master chef

master chef

all of those chef shows actually

i have so many but none of them ever end in sex because i always fucking wake up when it's about to get good

i had a huge crush on this guy for like a year and a half and i would dream about having a relationship with him all the time it was the best

once i had a dream i was eating a delish sandwich and I COULD TASTE IT omg

i always have dreams that people are in love with me and wake up severely disappointed

Who let Dory out of the ocean and onto anons?

Idk if I should be offended. Dory is p cute.

sometimes i have dreams that i need to pee really really badly and i take a piss in my dreams and it always feels SO GOOD and then i wake up convinced that i wet the bed but i never actually do idk it's weird. i usually don't even need to pee when i wake up from them either

I bet psychoanalysts would have a field day with you!

when i was little i would always wake up from those dreams having wet the bed

i'm sorry anon

it sucked. the pee dream was ALWAYS the same. i would be in this dark dingy basement/warehouse full of bathrooms but none of them had doors or if they did have doors they would only be half doors so anyone would still be able to see me. and then there were giant black creepy spiders and spiderwebs everywhere.

i just wanted to pee :(

Sometimes I have dreams that I am a really minor Ace Attorney character

And stuff happens like I get awkwardly left with the clearly guilty person that is not the defendant, and then I spend a lot of time casually waffling at them while mentally it's nope nope nope

I'm also Manfred von Karma's assistant apparently, and he threatened to kill me with a syringe if I didn't answer some riddle that was total nonsense because it was a dream

the weirdest thing is these dreams started happening years after I played the series and I'm not even really part of this fandom, I don't even roleplay from it

I had a dream that I was making out and in a secret relationship with my step brother. I don't have a step brother but he was majorly hot and Life With Derek made me hot for stepincest tbh

I had a dream a horse ate the chicken breast I was going to have for lunch and I was super offended throughout the day.

I also had a dream where the characters destroyed nebulous antagonistic monsters with ink. As in they literally wrote, tore the ink off the [whatever they wrote on], and threw it at the monsters and they dissolved if the words were strong enough.

These aren't any of my favorite dreams (those are too long) but there you go.

Oh. The chicken breast only existed in the dream. I never know what I'm going to have for lunch.

i have this recurring dream where i'm in some sort of weird menage a trois relationship with sherlock holmes and john watson. we go on adventures and solve mysteries and stuff, it's really fun.

also sometimes i bang one of them, which is also fun.

[M] Just as planned

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