my panties are still fully strapped on and my bodice is unripped. you are no as suave as you think you are~~

uh to be fair i'm pretty sure everyone in the world dreams about being swept off their feet by allison. if she and lydia ever teamed up to sexually harass someone that poor soul would combust from the combined forces of their hotness.

I WENT WITH THE DRUNK MEME and when i was halfway done writing the startup i remembered werewolves can't get drunk so either pretend i don't give a shit about canon or imagine this is pre-werewolf jackson. i hope it works okay idk idk