DAVE IS ONLY FLAWLESS IF YOU'RE DEFINING "FLAWLESS" TO MEAN "UGLY HIPSTER TRASH WITH ZERO TALENT AND NO POSITIVE QUALITIES EVER". IN ORDER TO BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR TEREZI, HE'D HAVE TO KILL HIMSELF AND BE REINCARNATED AS HIS EXACT OPPOSITE.

AND DON'T TALK ABOUT JADE THAT WAY, YOU REPUGNANT BULGESLURPING FUCK. SHE HAS MORE CLASS IN HER STUPID BUCKTEETH THAN YOU WOULD POSSESS IF ALL THE MOMENTS OF CLASS EXHIBITED THROUGHOUT YOUR ENTIRE LIFESPAN WERE COMPRESSED INTO A SINGLE INSTANCE AND THEN MULTIPLIED BY THE NUMBER OF SHITTY ATOMS IN YOUR SHITTY BODY.

DAVE/DRUNK GIRL IS THE BEST HE COULD EVER HOPE TO DESERVE.